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Metalbenderjem
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|  Subject: Chuck Noris  Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:28 am | |
| The only ranger this world needs!
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br9ty12
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:29 am | |
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Metalbenderjem
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:22 pm | |
| A wild boar and a bear are fighting, who wins? Chuck Norris! | |
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BLB2122
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| | Subject: Chuck Norris Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:32 pm | |
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fedcvgr
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:44 pm | |
| Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built by his own two hands | |
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br9ty12
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:19 pm | |
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D3adlyNinja
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:23 pm | |
| god said let there be light, chuck norris said say please chuck norris's calendar has every month except april cause no one fools chuck noris  | |
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BLB2122
Red Shelled Koopa
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:51 pm | |
| people say Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. only problem, Chuck Norris doesnt cry.
There is no CTRL key on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can't get hit by cars. Cars get hit by Chuck Norris.
(that last one I made up)
thats just a few facts about the awesome power that is....Chuck Norris | |
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Metalbenderjem
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:53 pm | |
| Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim threw land! | |
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Nerdninja32
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:16 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...He waits
God wanted to make Earth in 10 days...Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. | |
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Mugendd (EvilMan)
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| Chuck norris? CHUCK NORRIS?? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2MArZCtmA&feature=channel_page | |
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Metalbenderjem
Blue Koopa
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:51 pm | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0 | |
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BLB2122
Red Shelled Koopa
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| | Subject: Chuck Norris Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:34 pm | |
| Chuck Norris CAN drive 55'.
Chuck Norris caused the Tsunamis. all he did was dip his foot in the water. | |
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BLB2122
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| | Subject: Chuck Norris Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| A royal flush isn't just a hand in poker, it is also what happens when Chuck Norris leaves the bathroom. | |
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angelusoffire
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:43 pm | |
| OMG Chuck Norris is so awesome....he beats sex!!! | |
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ZareshineX
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:13 pm | |
| Whats with everyones obsession with chuck norris?
QUILAVA OWNS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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fedcvgr
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:15 pm | |
| http://tinyurl.com/6c47qb | |
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buckfan749
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| | Subject: Re: Chuck Noris Fri May 01, 2009 4:16 pm | |
| chuck norris bangs every woman on earth once a month, this is why women have periods
there is no such thing as lesbians, just women who havn't met chuck norris
a chuck norris roundhouse kick doesn't kill you, it wipes your existance from the space-time continuum
the moon was once a meteor heading for earth, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit
jean-claude van damm once kicked chuck norris' ass, then he was awoken from his dream by a roundhouse kick
chuck norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visene
jesus wasn't actually born on december 25, but that's when he got his birthday card from chuck norris
chuck norris' calender goes from march 31 to april 2 cuz no one fools chuck norris
if you search chuck norris on google it will say "you cant find chuck norris, he finds you"
alien vs predator was originally supposed to be alien and predator vs chuck norris, then the writers realized no one would pay 10 bucks to see a movie thats 15 seconds long | |
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